Mine Not Yours Bristol

bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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(via precumming)

Who the fuck is burning eggs at 8 o’clock at night?

hipnerd:

This is the same man.

(via theperksofhavingbigboobs)

leasline:

When people say nice things to me I assume that either they’re just being nice/trying to make me not feel bad, or making fun of me

twilightprincess182:

i feel safe knowin members like this are workin in the FBI

twilightprincess182:

i feel safe knowin members like this are workin in the FBI

(Source: brutalscenequeen, via coronerofthenight)

ovaryfunny:

 

(Source: fuckyeahjamieking, via pizza)

And I think the first sign you notice when you begin to gain feelings towards a person, is just how easily you get jealous when they give others the attention which you crave.
Unknown  (via asdfghjkllove)

(Source: hannahhpricee, via coreycottontail)

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone

(via coreycottontail)

(Source: kisswithatear, via coreycottontail)

What do people even put in their descriptions? I'm bad at this. Oh well. I'm 19. I read and I watch a lot of movies and T.V. And I'm in the Air Force. Good? Good.