Anonymous asked: Can't you imagine it? If James and Lily were alive when Harry and Ron crashed the Ford Anglia into the Whomping Willow and the next day Harry gets a Howler and the whole Gryffindor table would be like 'Oh he's going to get chewed out' and then the Howler explodes and it's full of effusive praise. 'HARRY POTTER, THAT WAS TRULY INSPIRED. CRASHING A CAR INTO A TREE. NOT EVEN PADFOOT WOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT. YOU'RE LIVING UP TO THE MARAUDER BLOOD THAT RUNS THROUGH YOUR VEINS.'
AND HARRY SITS THERE TRYING NOT TO SMILE AS HE HEARS LILY IN THE DISTANCE GOING “NO JAMES NO, YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ENCOURAGING HIM HE IS IN SO MUCH TROUBLE.”
"LiLY DON’T GET IN THE WAY OF TRUE INHERITANCE."
AND RON’S LIKE “HARRY I HATE YOU SO MUCH”
#in the end though harry gets a second howler from his mom#and it properly chews him out#you can hear james trying to get a word n in the background#and every single time there’s a pause as lily turns to glare him into silence#ah yes
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT run without a sports bra on, boys and girls. Especially don’t do your mile and a half run for your PT test without one. It leads to chafing. Which leads to bleeding. Which leads to BANDAIDS ON YOUR NIPPLES, KIDS. DON’T DO IT.
I dont understand how people have such ear-piercing voices. It is completely unacceptable.